hotboyproblems:

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

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foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

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dulect:

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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helila:

halalcocaine:

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

its called being exhausted

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lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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tastefullyoffensive:

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boyslayr:

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

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kameron-muscles:

Me 15 minutes into my shift

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Things I Need:

thekhoolhaus:

1: Attention
2: An Orgasm
3: $10,000,000

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